You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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