But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
Randomize
