Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
Randomize
