I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
Come see our sink grown plant.
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
anyone who texts me today gets a complimentary picture of my mangled foot. starting with you.
ewwwww wtf when you left last night you were fine?
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
Btw "you gettin a workout in" isn't a great gym pickup line. Like no I'm fucking grabbing lunch on my way to class.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
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