normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
I've decided it's okay if I take a pregnancy test every month. Then I can be like, "Good job, self, way to not procreate this month!"
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