OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
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