Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
They took my balls.
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.
I wish I had a Tina from Bob's Burgers in real life. She would be the best wingman.
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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