He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
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