we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
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New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
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I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
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