Is it normal to miss your booty call?
Mr. Last Night just informed me I told him to be very quiet when he left this morning and high-fived him as a goodnight kiss. Drunk me is slutty and manly.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
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