You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
Getting food poisoning after eating at work was the cherry on top of my "Welcome back to real life" sundae.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
I'm about 40% drunk. You know, not drunk enough to light the bar on fire, but drunk enough to let the cougar hit on me.
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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