The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
i just met rob pattinson in italy. he's so stupid, i feel like i would have to say "your penis goes here!"
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
Im about to embark on a date with someone who shit in my car. How did this become my life?
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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