On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
i know it looks like there's pee in the mayo jar in the fridge but i promise it's just apple juice that wouldn't fit in the jug after i added the booze.
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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