I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
the black eye was caused by a 12 year old girl in a vampire costume who punched you in the face after you aggresively screamed "TEAM JACOB!" in her face & howled at the moon...
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
Listen. The next time my first idea in the morning is "hometown buffet and a water bottle full of captain morgan", please make me go back to sleep.
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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