but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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