i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
I'm just going to tell you this I knocked up your girlfriend. I didn't mean to I thought it was somebody else I wasn't drunk but it was dark.
The truth is better her than my wife.
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