what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
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