Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
I woke up to the sound of gentle rain, only to realize I was laying under a urine trough in the men's restroom. Fuck you, bourbon. Fuck you.
Sorry, not ignoring you.. We broke open the other piñata left from cinco de mayo and it was filled with condoms, mini booze bottles, and those little party horn things you blow into. You'll forgive me when we're fucking for days with all these free condoms.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
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