Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
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Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
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HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
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