I think I just saw someone hide a body.
I want to walk on stilts...naked
Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
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