So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
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I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
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I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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