The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
My roommate wasn't home and I was too drunk and tired so I peed in the trash can. Twice.
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