She's JV to your varsity
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
Best line overheard at the bar: "This is the last time I'm shaving my ass for him...I mean we just broke up".
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
So I guess I walked across campus with "pat my ass" in sharpie on my forehead.
You deserve it, you colossal cock block.
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