she was so not down for the gang bang
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
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Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
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Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
Having a midget officiate your wedding because you think it'd be hilarious: good idea or potential lawsuit?
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
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