So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
how the FUCK am I supposed to macarena while doubble fisting?
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
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