In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
When you passed out on the kitchen counter she brushed and flossed your teeth, then carried/dragged you to bed. Why aren't you married?
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
I TAUGHT HER CAT TO SIT. CATS DON'T FUCKING SIT ON COMMAND. BUT THIS ONE DID!
It's basically my crowning achievement.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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