Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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