WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
Breakfast is bomb, yo. McDonald's before ten thirty is like Katie Holmes before Tom Cruise.
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
It all started with a game of naked twister.
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
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