I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
I am watching the most amazing drunk person ever. Literally such a trooper that you can put anything in front of him he'll drink it. His latest reason for taking another shot was: well whatever. I'm never gonna get married anyway.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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