how hairy? two words: wookie tits
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
i totally just wrapped her wedding gift in tin foil. These are the skills 2 bachelor's degrees have given me.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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