I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
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I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
You called me at 3 am and I rode my flat ass bike that I dug out of my garage in the dark to meet you at dunkin donuts for a 10 minute convo about your mother and you didn't drive me home.
you owe me a blunt and a bottle of moscato.
IM WAITING BITCH. ANSWER ME.
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I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
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