So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
All the doctor said was why
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
Randomize
