shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
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