hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
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Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
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NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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