She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
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For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
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it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
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