What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
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