I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
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You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
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I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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