he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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