Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
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he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
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That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
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