Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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