our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
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Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
Just got shoved by an Elvis impersonator. Evidently it isn't cool to ask how much of a disappointment they are in the eyes of their parents.
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I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
hey can you come unlock the basement door? I'm trapped in here.
no I can't, you're a safety hazard. but, there's a beer keg down there somewhere. we don't have cups, but help yourself.
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