My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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