Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
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I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
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Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
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