ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
I need to stop drinking and eating and start working out. I look like the lovechild of John Goodman and Jabba the Hutt.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
Hey I'm not sure why your jacket's covered in maple syrup but I just realized you didn't leave the house earlier wearing a jacket...
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
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