I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
i was texting myself key events from last night so i could remember this morning. looked at my phone, texted my mother instead. our numbers differ by 1 digit
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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