He is such a slut. More and more my type.
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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