But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
Nothing like having your house arrest ankle bracelet vibrate and take a moisture sample at the exact moment you're about to blow it in some chick...buzzkill
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
Randomize