i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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