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If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
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Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
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I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
Side Note: Everyone in my office is getting engaged and having baby showers. And I'm all like, fuck your joy, I just want more string cheese in my life.
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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