all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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