I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
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So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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