you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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