you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
He felt like a one man threesome
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
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