no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
I'm going to write a book about John. It's going to be called big dreams, little dick
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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