As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
Apparently it's illegal to hit pedestrians with coke cans... But the cop complimented my arm. That's a win in my book.
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
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