I heard we made out
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
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