Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
I woke up this morning and thought "Im sure I've seen this house in a porno" and instantly googlemapped myself
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
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